These Florida man April 17 stories will make you glad that you have not chosen to live in Florida. These stories can't be explained with words, and all you can do is scratch your head and ask why.  Florida Man April 17, 2019 – Shot A Woman With a Water Gun Filled with Urine Gulfport, Florida: Florida man allegedly used a spray gun but didn't fill it with water. Instead, he put some pee in it and fired at a woman that was just passing by, the report says. 71-year-old Joel William Benjamin was arrested by Gulfport police on Sunday.   Police…